If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
ENEMA/TURBO UM WHAT
nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI
a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
I just have to reblog this every time I see it.